I believe this is occurring to me once more. Just check here when I thought things were going well, here we are back at square one. It's like a broken record. Seriously, I'm starting to question my sanity.
- Maybe I should change my habits
- Surely this is a dream
- I need a vacation
This Is Insane What Just Happened!
I just saw the other day at the grocery store/park/mall. A dog was dancing in the middle of the room/sky. It was so funny/weird/amazing I almost dropped my groceries/laughed out loud/ran away.
People were pointing and it took a while/minutes/seconds before someone/security/the police came to take care of it/figure out what was going on/stop the chaos. It was truly incredible/outrageous/unbelievable!
Can You Believe This?!
Wowzers! This is totally crazy. My neighbor was walking down the street and out of nowhere a group of rabbits came out over a car. They were hopping all over the place, and people were confused. It was absolute chaos! I couldn't believe my eyes I had to share this crazy story with you guys.
Is This Really Happening?!
It all started with a weird event. I was just eating/having/doing my lunch/dinner/usual routine when suddenly, it happened/things went haywire/the impossible occurred. My jaw dropped in uttershock.
I couldn't fathom what I was seeing/witnessing/observing. It was like something out of a dream. This can't be true, right? It has to be a hallucination.
Perhaps I need to check my eyes/take a nap/pinch myself?
This Is Unbelievable!
My friends won't believe what just took place. Oh my goodness, I know I'm going to faint! Everything was just so wild.
- It's unreal
- Seriously though
- I need to document this
Well, I'm off! You won't believethe rest of the story!
I Just Can't Wrap My Head Around It
Seriously, the concept is just unfathomable. I keep trying to understanding it, but it's like decifering hieroglyphics. {Maybe I'm just missing something obvious|It could be that I'm not thinking about this the right way.
- Perhaps try a different approach?